Picking Lines is so prevalent in the dating game that it can mean the difference between going home with a woman or having someone else sweep her from under your feet. No need to worry, we’ve got you covered with a selection of the best Picking Lines available. So without further ado, let’s see what’s on offer.
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Funny Picking Lines
1. “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
2. “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
3. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
4. “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
5. “Are you on a bank loan? Because you got my interest.”
6. “Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!”
7. “Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
8. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.”
9. “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
10. “Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
11. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
12. “Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”
13. “We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”
14. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
15. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
16. “Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
17. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!”
18. “Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.”
19. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
20. “Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!”
21. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my Picking Lines.”
22. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
23. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
24. “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
25. “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
26. “I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?”
27. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
28. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
29. “It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.”
30. “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
31. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.”
32. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
33. “Are you, French? Because Eiffel for you.”
34. “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
35. “There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number on it.”
36. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
37. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
38. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
39. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!”
40. “If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.”
Cheesy Picking Lines
Cheesy picking lines can often backfire, but if they’re delivered right, they can bring laughter to a dark room. Be careful, though, not everyone is a fan of pick-up lines.
41. “Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.”
42. “Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”
43. “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
44. “Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”
45. “Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”
46. “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
47. “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?”
48. “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”
49. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
50. “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”
51. “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
52. “Are you on a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.”
53. “If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one!”
54. “Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.”
55. “I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.”
56. “Do you like Harry Potter? Because I dumbledore you.”
57. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”
58. “Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
59. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.”
60. “For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”
61. “Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.”
62. “Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.”
63. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
64. “What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?”
65. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
66. “I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”
67. “I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.”
68. “Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
69. “Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.”
70. “Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”
71. “Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.”
72. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”
73. “Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
74. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
75. “I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.”
76. “I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!”
77. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
78. “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”
79. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
80. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?”
81. “You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.”
82. “I’m not good at holding conversations can I hold your hand instead”
83. “If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?”
84. “Hey, are you bi? because I wanna be with you.”
85. “Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.”
86. “You’re my favorite YouTuber. I wanna smash your like button and subscribe for the rest of my life. “
87. “Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?”
88. “Are you a cat? Because you look perfect!”
89. “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
90. “Hold out a hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”
Smooth Picking Lines
Being confident is more important than ever. And having smooth picking lines to go with it helps too. There is a confident look in the voice.
91. “Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
92. “Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!”
93. “Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
94. “Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.”
95. “We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.”
96. “This may be cheesy, but I think you’re great.”
97. “Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.”
98. “I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.”
99. “If you were a booger I’d pick you first”
105. “Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?”
100. “Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”
101. “Were you born a mermaid because you were a mermaid for me?”
102. “Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?”
103. “I’m glad I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.”
104. “You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”
106. “Do you smoke pot? Because weed is cute together.”
107. “Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!”
108. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.”
109. “Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.”
110. “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.”
111. “Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day.”
112. “Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.”
113. “I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.”
114. “Have you got the time… I’ve got the time if you’ve got the place!”
115. “Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?”
116. “Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!”
117. “Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.”
118. “Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like a latte?”
119. “Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, that’s me!”
120. “My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?”
121. “How does it feel to be so gorgeous?”
122. “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?”
123. “If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
124. “Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.”
125. “Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.”
126. “Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my qualifications.”
127. “Are you Space Shuttle Challenger? Cause I want to explode inside of you.”
128. “Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!”
129. “Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!”
130. “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”
131. “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
132. “Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like hot tea!”
133. “Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!”
134. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute number.”
135. “Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!”
136. “There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off”
137. “I lost my number…can I have yours?”
138. “Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.”
139. “I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.”
140. “Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.”
Best Picking Lines
It is difficult to choose what would be classified as the best selection lines. On a given day, it can give anything. Also, it’s best to be spoiled for choice because what may work on one, may not work on the other.
141. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
142. “Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!”
143. “I’m not staring at your b00bs. I’m staring at your heart.”
144. “Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”
145. “I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.”
146. “Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)”
147. “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.”
148. “I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
149. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
150. “There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!”
151. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
152. “Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like hot tea!”
153. “I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.”
154. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
155. “Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”
156. “Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!”
157. ” Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.”
158. “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
159. “Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.”
160. “Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”
161. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
162. “You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
163. “Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.”
164. “Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.”
165. “If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.”
166. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”
167. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
168. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen”
169. “Do you smoke pot? Because weed is cute together.”
170. “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
171. “Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.”
172. “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!”
173. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling”
174. “If we fight, I think you would be the one giving the final blow.”
175. “Let me tie your shoes, ’cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
176. “Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited!”
177. “Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.”
178. “Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”
179. “Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”
180. “Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.”
So there you have it! If you feel lucky enough, why not take the plunge and give it a go? Let us know what you think, and as always, please share any success stories.
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